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7 Yoga Poses That Creep The S*it Out Of Me!

Have you ever tried yoga? I have, it’s brilliant. But how ‘extreme’ yoga looks sometimes it’s horrifying!

These poses creep the fuck out of me! Imagine if you see a guy staring at you while you sleep with the pose below! Sometimes I hate my imagination …

1. THE UNEXPLAINABLE

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This dude creeps the f*ck out of me! I can’t see if the straight leg is his right or left leg! How the f*ck does he do that! Oh my …

2. THE BANANA POSE

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I usually leave my bananas in my kitchen like this. I cannot imagine a person standing like my bannans, util I saw this girl. Nope, this is not for me …

3. THE MESSED UP B

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Hey?! What’s up bro! Wanna make the B shape. Say no more …

4. THE “PLEASE CALL THE AMBULANCE” POSE

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If you ever see someone doing this, please call an ambulance. They will thank you later …

5. THE “I AM COMING FOR YOU” POSE

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Am I not horror enough? Let me just stand on my hands while my legs look like a spider I would kill (if he was smaller.)

Is this BETTER!?

6. “THE LAST POSE” POSE

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Look at him. He’s so done, even his face is begging you to come help him!

7. THE “I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING” POSE

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Okay, I must admit. This is the least creepy, but it does seem pretty messed up ligaments right there!

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